Twilight Nursery Rhymes - 4

Set to "Fiddle Dee Dee". I think it's been long enough that I can post another anti-Twilight nursery rhyme. I have a feeling we're in for another round of Twilight hysteria, since the first half of the fourth movie is due to hit theaters any day now. Brace yourselves, mates.

1. It's Raining, It's Pouring [link]

2. Vampire Fairy, Quite Contrary [link]

3. Mister Ed Cullen [link]

5. Edward Had a Little Girl [link]

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