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It's raining, it's pouring
And Bella is snoring
Next to her bed
Is her boy, Ed
And that's where he stays until morning
And Bella is snoring
Next to her bed
Is her boy, Ed
And that's where he stays until morning
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Twilight Popularity
Are vampires real? That is a question that is often asked when studying demons. There have been cases of vampirism in the past including 1456, Vlad Dracula Tepes; 1575, Countess Elizabeth Bathory and the most recent case, 1949, George John Haigh. They thought themselves as part of the nosferatu, and vrykolakas. This type of stuff wasn't in people's minds until something came out in 2005. It was a book series by Stephanie Meyer called the Twilight Saga. It is about young human girl who falls in love with a hot vampire boy. This plot line is so cliché. That would be one reason why Twilight shouldn't be as popular as it is. Its popularity s
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Reasons Twilight Exists
Something else to hate on
Gives nightmares to kids
Gives people false hopes
Worth a good laugh
Makes a great debate discussion
I can easily get on someone's nerves by saying "Twilight is the worst"
Easy to make fun of
Keeps Van Hellsing, Zero, and Alucard busy
Great Burning Material
Great for Mr. Kitty's litter Box :D
It makes Twihaters look smart
It makes Twitards look freakin' stupid
Makes amateur writer's feel good because they that they are at least better than Stephanie Meyer
~KikuMizu (09/29/10)
Fan girls needed more to lower their IQ's
~sean1kid (12/11/10)
It is a ploy by the governm
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MORE Reasons to Hate Twilight
1) The books were so poorly written as far as plot and dialogue that they had to have James's group attacking and Charlie in danger from the beginning to have anything to work with.
2) While I have "inserted" myself into books I have read, it was generally because I fell in love with a well created character or world. Not because I wanted to have sex with Michelangelo's David.
3) After reading Meyer's books I checked the web for outcry by the same people who criticized Rowling for using the occult, and I couldn't find it. To me that's crazy as vampires are part of the occult.
4) Crazily enough if you think about it, Meyer's books are worse
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Some people find it romantic that Edward watches Bella while she sleeps. But as for me, myself, personally, I find that very creepy and disturbing. I mean, she'd only just met the guy, and he's a vampire, for pity's sake! If he wasn't a vampire, he could get arrested for such behavior.
Set to (need I say it) the classic "It's Raining, It's Pouring, the Old Man Is Snoring".
Don't worry, I'll take my sweet time with these anti-Twilight nursery rhymes. And I'll do my best to watch what I write.
2. Vampire Fairy, Quite Contrary [link]
3. Mister Ed Cullen [link]
4. Fiddle Dee Dee [link]
5. Edward Had a Little Girl [link]
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (whatever)
Poem © *unicorn-skydancer08
All rights reserved.
Set to (need I say it) the classic "It's Raining, It's Pouring, the Old Man Is Snoring".
Don't worry, I'll take my sweet time with these anti-Twilight nursery rhymes. And I'll do my best to watch what I write.
2. Vampire Fairy, Quite Contrary [link] 3. Mister Ed Cullen [link] 4. Fiddle Dee Dee [link] 5. Edward Had a Little Girl [link]Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (whatever)
Poem © *unicorn-skydancer08
All rights reserved.
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Quick, put him in jail anyway.