Twilight Loco

They're into superstition
Vampires and werewolves galore
I feel a premonition
We're in for a whole lot more

It's a bizarre sensation
Expanding from day to night
They've got this weird addiction
To this screwy Twilight

I never would have believed that it would get this insane
My literary life is now fraught with suffering and pain
Like a bullet to my brain
Come on—

Upside, inside out
Everyone's Twilight loco!
They'll push and pull you down
Everyone's Twilight loco!
Edward is pasty white
And Bella's hair looks like burned cocoa
They'll be the death of me
Everyone's Twilight loco!
Come on!

Everyone's Twilight loco!
Come on!
Everybody is Twilight loco!

Is it because of Meyer
Who dreamed up twinkling vampires?
Or is this whole mess due to her sister
Who insisted she go through with this?

It's impossible anymore to tell who's the one to really blame
Once you've had a glimpse of this, you'll never be the same
It's a never-ending game
Come on!

Upside, inside out
Everyone's Twilight loco!
They'll rip and tear you down
Everyone's Twilight loco!
The apple's devil red
And Jacob's skin's like scalded mocha
They'll lead to World War Three
Everyone's Twilight loco!
Come on!

Everyone's Twilight loco!
Come on!
Everybody is Twilight loco!

I never would have believed that it would get this insane
My literary life is now fraught with suffering and pain
Like a bullet to my brain
Come on—

Upside, inside out
Everyone's Twilight loco!
They'll push and pull you down
Everyone's Twilight loco!
Edward is pasty white
And Bella's hair looks like burned cocoa
They'll be the death of me
Everyone's Twilight loco!
Come on!

Upside, inside out
Everyone's Twilight loco!
They'll rip and tear you down
Everyone's Twilight loco!
The apple's devil red
And Jacob's skin's like scalded mocha
They'll lead to World War Three
Everyone's Twilight loco!
Come on!

Everyone's Twilight loco!
Come on!
Everybody is Twilight loco!