Strange Things

All used to be right in my world
It was cool
Baby, I was on fire
I was living my life
Things were just the way they should be

When from out of the blue, like a bomb,
Comes some shallow girl with her vampire
Now all of a sudden,
Some strange things are happening to me!

There were books
Lots of dandy books
Now all the good books are gone
And I'm doing the best I can to struggle on

They had good stuff (good stuff)
They had the classics (classic)
But not anymore
And the books they have now are nothing but a big bore

Let me tell you about it—
Strange things are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things are happening to me
Ain't no doubt about it

Now I know a good book when I see one
But this ain't no Shakespeare
The minute you turn the page,
You had better brace yourself

It don't make no sense
The plotline goes nowhere
The characters are so fake
It's best left alone, forgotten
Way up on the shelf

Strange things are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things are happening to me
Ain't no doubt about it

Strange things are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things are happening to me

Strange things
Strange things