Based on the fast-paced and tongue-twisting song "Model of a Modern Major General" from the comical opera The Pirates of Penzance.
While listening to the song on my Zune on the way home from school today, this idea came to mind. I was originally gong to base it off "Twilight", but then decided to do a song that ridicules ALL
Mary Sues, in general.
I wrote this in record time; it only took me just a little over an hour. I used to wonder for the longest time what Mary Sues and Gary Stus even were, and why everyone was so opposed to them, but now that I know, I'm striving to avoid making all my characters anything like them.
Here's the original song if you'd like to hear it (and try to sing along, if you think your tongue can take it): [link]The Pirates of Penzance
© Gilbert and Sullivan
Lyrics © *unicorn-skydancer08All rights reserved.