Edward the Sparkling Vampire

You know Vlad the Impaler and old Nosferatu,
Dracula, Chocula, and Count von Count, too
But do you recall
The most infamous vampire of all?

Edward, the sparkling vampire,
Twinkles like a Christmas tree
And if you ever saw it,
You would think you've gone loony

All of the other vampires
Jeer and scorn and call him names
They never let poor Edward
Join in any bloody games

He will stalk you, day and night
I regret to say
In fact, this guy shines so bright
He would make a great strobe light

But how the fan girls love him,
As they all shout out with glee:
"Edward, the sparkling vampire,
You'll go down in history!"