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Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, you'd find it hard to believe
She'd been bulking up on eggnog
Couldn't tell ceiling from floor
The girl had gone completely loopy
Took her two whole hours just to find the door
When they found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There was nothing more they could do
So they went to nab some coffee and a snack
Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, you'd find it hard to believe
Now we truly pity Edward
He's not taking this so well
Talking the ears off the Volturi
If this goes the way he likes, that'd be swell
It's not the same here without Bella
Everyone's in black and gray
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we keep her things, or sell them on eBay?
Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, you'd find it hard to believe
Now the turkey's on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And I'd have sworn that the gravy
Goes well with the swampy brown of Bella's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a book deal
To a rookie who stakes claim to all our shelves
Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, you'd find it hard to believe
(Sing it, Edward!)
Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, we find it hard to believe
Merry Christmas!
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, you'd find it hard to believe
She'd been bulking up on eggnog
Couldn't tell ceiling from floor
The girl had gone completely loopy
Took her two whole hours just to find the door
When they found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
There was nothing more they could do
So they went to nab some coffee and a snack
Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, you'd find it hard to believe
Now we truly pity Edward
He's not taking this so well
Talking the ears off the Volturi
If this goes the way he likes, that'd be swell
It's not the same here without Bella
Everyone's in black and gray
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we keep her things, or sell them on eBay?
Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, you'd find it hard to believe
Now the turkey's on the table
And the pudding made of fig
And I'd have sworn that the gravy
Goes well with the swampy brown of Bella's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors,
"Better watch out for yourselves!"
They should never give a book deal
To a rookie who stakes claim to all our shelves
Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, you'd find it hard to believe
(Sing it, Edward!)
Bella got run over by a reindeer
Walking through the snow on Christmas Eve
We can give a big, fat thanks to Santa
It's so silly, we find it hard to believe
Merry Christmas!
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MORE Reasons to Hate Twilight
1) The books were so poorly written as far as plot and dialogue that they had to have James's group attacking and Charlie in danger from the beginning to have anything to work with.
2) While I have "inserted" myself into books I have read, it was generally because I fell in love with a well created character or world. Not because I wanted to have sex with Michelangelo's David.
3) After reading Meyer's books I checked the web for outcry by the same people who criticized Rowling for using the occult, and I couldn't find it. To me that's crazy as vampires are part of the occult.
4) Crazily enough if you think about it, Meyer's books are worse
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Bella: DPD
We've all read Twilight, the tween book that reinvented the vampire into a sparkly douche. the main character Bella, love her or hate her, has become common name when bring up the term Mary sue. I feel that her actions and personality runs deeper than that.
I read a post on the internet about how Edward emotionally abuses Bella.Edward is a predator and we wonder why Bella can't see what he does to her is wrong. Bella might not be able to recognize the abuse because she has something called Dependent personality Disorder or DPD. DPD is where a member of a relationship is very dependent on their partner and usually appears in young or mid adul
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~Shychick and I felt like doing another Twilight parody together, and since Christmas is just around the corner...well, you know.
"Breaking Dawn" is upon us, even as we know it. Already, I'm seeing ads of it all over the place. Well, at least it's almost over...I hope. And this gives me something to laugh about. I never had expected to write this many anti-Twilight songs, but once I started, it just had a domino effect.
I know some people are a little annoyed with me for doing this, but I do try to watch my step, and surely there's no harm in writing a few cute songs, is there? As I said, there are other Twilight haters out there that are a thousand times worse than me. Trust me, I know.
Original Song © Randy Brooks
New Lyrics © ~Shychick and *unicorn-skydancer08
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (as if we need reminding)
All rights reserved.
"Breaking Dawn" is upon us, even as we know it. Already, I'm seeing ads of it all over the place. Well, at least it's almost over...I hope. And this gives me something to laugh about. I never had expected to write this many anti-Twilight songs, but once I started, it just had a domino effect.
I know some people are a little annoyed with me for doing this, but I do try to watch my step, and surely there's no harm in writing a few cute songs, is there? As I said, there are other Twilight haters out there that are a thousand times worse than me. Trust me, I know.
Original Song © Randy Brooks
New Lyrics © ~Shychick and *unicorn-skydancer08
Twilight © Stephenie Meyer (as if we need reminding)
All rights reserved.
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XD That really gets me into the Christmas Spirit... Merry Christmas